Quotes of the month

 

The Holy Spirit is the heavenly Lover’s engagement ring given to us.  Michael Green

 

Proper understanding of the Scriptures comes only through the Holy Spirit.  Martin Luther

 

Before Christ sent the church into the world, he sent the Spirit into the church.  The same order must be observed today.  John Stott

 

Many parents give their children everything except themselves.  Anon

 

No man or woman ever had a nobler challenge or a higher privilege than to bring up a child for God, and whenever we slight that privilege or neglect that ministry for anything else we live to mourn it in heartache and grief.  Vance Havner

 

When hugging and kissing end in any home, trouble is on the way.  Stephen Olford

 

The best test of a man’s character is to ask his family about him.  Anon

 

Families that pray together stay together.  Anon

 

It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

 

A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.

 

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

 

Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.

 

The tongue must be heavy, indeed, because so few people can hold it.

 

To forgive is to set the prisoner free and then discover the prisoner was you.

 

You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

 

You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

 

“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."  Albert Einstein

 

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." Woody Allen

 

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

 

"Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art."  Charles McCabe

 

Halide’s Law:  If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person. They will find an easier way to do it.

 

There are three ways to get something done:

    1. Do it yourself.

    2. Hire someone to do it for you.

    3. Forbid your children to do it.

 

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

 

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill

 

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

 

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