Smile Lines

Diagnosis
“How is your doctor son getting on in his private practice?”
“Excellently – he has made so much money now so that he can occasionally tell a patient that there is nothing wrong with him.”

Operation
First doctor: “I operated on him for appendicitis.”
Second doctor: “And what was the matter with him?”

Into – or out – of this world
The doctor’s five-year-old answered the call at the door. “Is the doctor in?” inquired the caller.
“No, sorry.”
“Have you any idea when he will be back?”
”Not really – he went out on an eternity case.”

Love letter
An advert appeared in the student newspaper of the university:
Sweet little old lady wishes to correspond with university student – seeks six-footer with brown eyes answering to initials J.A.D.
Signed,
his mother.

Hymn or maths?
A father had taken his small son to church. The boy listened attentively without saying a word until the clergyman announced:
“We will now sing hymn two hundred and twenty-two: ‘Ten Thousand Times Ten Thousand’, two hundred and twenty-two.”
Alarmed the little boy nudged his father. “Do we have to work this out?”

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