Thought provoking or what? Age is a very high price to pay for
maturity. My idea of housework is to sweep the
room with a glance. If you look like your passport
picture, you probably need the trip. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Men are from earth. Women are from
earth. Deal with it. No husband has ever been shot whilst
doing the dishes. Middle age is when broadness of the
mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Junk is something you’ve kept
for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. There is always one more imbecile
than you counted on. Experience is a wonderful thing. It
enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it
again. By the time you can make ends meet,
they move the ends. Someone who thinks logically
provides a nice contrast to the real world. Blessed are they who can laugh at
themselves for they shall never run out of material.
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